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About This ShirtFour score and also seven beers back our fathers carried forth on this public City the Chicago, a brand-new reason to binge drink, conceived in the lucky of the Irish, and specialized to the proposition that all drunkards are developed equal.

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Now we are involved in a great day of drinking, trial and error whether the liver, or any liver so conceived and also so specialized to spend Guinness, Jameson, and also pint after pint of environment-friendly beer, can long endure. We room met on a an excellent battle-field of that war. We have pertained to dedicate a part of Chicago, as a final resting place for those livers who here gave their resides that that team of drunks might get hammered and also puke at a bus stop. The is altogether fitting and proper the we have to do this excessive drinking.

But, in a bigger sense, we can not dedicate -- we have the right to not consecrate -- we have the right to not hallow -- this bar. The brave men, living and dead, who drank here, have consecrated it, far above our negative power to add or detract. The world will small note, nor lengthy remember what us say here because it is slurred, since it is overtly sexual, since it is unintelligible, however it have the right to never forget what they did here. It is for united state the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished drink which they who dealt with here have actually thus much so nobly advanced. The is rather for united state to be here devoted to the great task remaining before us -- the from this honored drunks we take increased devotion come that reason for i m sorry they offered the last full measure of devotion -- the we below highly settle that these drunkards shall not have actually passed out and also had penises attracted on their encounters in Sharpie in vain -- the this nation, under God, shall have a brand-new birth of drinking -- and that the boozing of the people, by the people, because that the people, shall no perish from the earth.

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